Gift Registry
Things I've got my eye on.
If you want to get me something, click a card and it takes you straight to the store page. No guessing sizes or duplicate gifts required.
Meta
Meta Quest 3 (512GB)
The Oculus, all grown up. Standalone VR headset with sharp 4K display and great mixed reality. Time to finally get off the couch and into a headset.

High school throwback
Kobe Bryant #33 Lower Merion Jersey
Pre-Mamba, pre-Lakers, all legend. The real vintage Nike version is on eBay; the stitched replica below does the job for a lot less.
Other options:

Aberlite
Aberlite Go 2 Beard Straightener
A heated comb that takes the beard from weekend to weekday in about two minutes. Cordless, anti-scald, charges over USB-C.
Therabody
Theragun Prime
The mid-range Theragun: quiet, strong, and the thing I'll actually use after workouts instead of just complaining about being sore.

Heelys
Pro 20 Print - Black & Red Flames
The wheel-in-the-heel classics, all grown up. Black with red flames, because subtlety was never the point.
Other options:

RedOctane
Stage Tour + Kramer Wireless Guitar Bundle
The new game from the original Guitar Hero team. Plastic guitar included, as nature intended. Out December 10 - this is the pre-order.
Anything in these lanes
No specific item here - pick anything in the category and you can't go wrong.
Category - your pick
Cookbooks
Any cookbook you actually cook from. I will make something out of it and report back.
Category - your pick
Heavyweight Tees
The thicker the cotton, the better. Any color, any brand - if it can stand up on its own, I want it.
Category - your pick
Legos
Any set you think looks fun. There are no bad Legos.
More items coming soon - this list gets updated as I find things worth wanting.